ARTIE LANGE CD HITS NUMBER 1
Artie Lang's new album "Jack and Coke" hits stores nationwide next week but it's already available on iTunes where it has hit Number 1 on the Comedy Charts, and number 20 for all albums.

JOEY BOOTS ENTERS REHAB
Joey Boots is back in rehab after overdosing on heroin. Boots also admits to Howard 100 News he went on a major coke binge, using 8 grams in one night he says. Then a week later Boots allegedly swallowed 16 prescription anti-panic attack pills. Boots will be in a VA Rehab for 21 days. Stay tuned for details.

BRENT HATLEY FADING INTO BACK OFFICE?
It's been over a month since Brent Hatley's drunken mental breakdown on the Bubba the Love Show, and Brent still has not resumed his longtime position as one of the in-studio regulars. Despite leaving his sidekick post immediately after the breakdown, Brent claims that has nothing to do with his fading into the back office. Rather Brent says the Bubba Show is facing two Clear Channel related lawsuits that have been taking up his time. Brent does say he is seeing a shrink and trying to deal with his post-traumatic stress. Brent also says the 5 concussions he's suffered in his life may have added to his problems coping.

A TOP 40 DJ THAT HOWARD DOESN'T HATE?
Former Z100 DJ Kid Kelly says he is honored by the King of All Media's praise for his skills as a Top 40 DJ after Howard saw a video from the early 90's. Kid is currently Vice President of Music Programming for SiriusXM, and he says before every show back at Z100 he would have to go work out, drink at least 3 cups of coffee and a Jolt Cola. You can hear Kid Kelly weekdays from 5-9pm Eastern on Sirius Hits One.

SAL FINALLY GETS A HIGH SCORE ON A TEST
After learning his cholesterol is through the roof, coming in at a dangerous 254, Sal the Stockbroker says he's getting his life together. In an attempt to get healthy Sal says he has eliminated dairy, white flour, red meat and sugar from his diet and has lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks. Sal comments on juicing diets such as those sometimes practiced by Robin Quivers and calls them horsesh-t fad diets that never work. Despite his healthy eating Sal is still smoking his electronic cigarettes.